Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will run for you. Because they just love NUTS !

Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.

check the prices of new car.

she said: Check books.

Girl : “They came with the face.”

Ans. “Do you believe in people?”

Ans. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Ans. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.

Ans. He’s all right now.

Ans. 45 lbs.

Ans. They both moan when they come, and take the house when they leave.