Comedy Corner | Viv Singh

Good girls are just better liars

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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.

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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

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If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

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I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

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Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

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Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

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If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

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Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

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How you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will run for you. Because they just love NUTS !

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

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